Bow down to your sheep overlords. EDIT: Better pics for the sheep.
RD/GRD1-JP013 Vortex Shooter
A galactic warrior that attacks by throwing saucers. Igyai Du Zuwaai!
A slime made out of interstellar matter gas. It has a faint lime scent. Yashigyuei!
Note: “Tama” is short for “tamago/egg”, and the first sentence uses “tamatama” which as an adverb means casually/by chance.
RD/GRD2-JP028 Advance Lock/Tribute Lock
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] When your opponent Normal Summons a Level 5 or higher monster while your LP is lower than your opponent’s.
[Effect] Change that monster to face-down Defense Position.
Note: “Advance” is the direct translation, but in ygo terms, “Advance Summon” is a Tribute Summon, which this card is blocking.
RD/KP09-JP016 Transamu Ephyrai
[Requirement] If your opponent controls a monster, send the top card of your Deck to the GY.
[Effect] 1 face-up “Transamu Rainac you control gains 1000 ATK until the end of this turn.
For the following cards, “Youkai” is a pun that we’re translating as Ewekai. The pun is on the word for folklore monsters “youkai” but written as “sheep + world”.
Mahou Youjo Meeeg-Chan / Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-Chan
Light Beast / Normal
Mememelody🎵 Cattle Meetimeetion! Meeeg-Chan is the princess of the Ewekai Ranch. When she eats delicious paper or important letters, she can’t help but let out a “Not baaaaad~🎵 “!
Meet and Greed
[Requirement] Send 2 cards from your hand to the Graveyard.
[Effect] Choose 1 face-up Normal Monster (Beast-Type) you control. For the rest of this turn, that monster can make up to 3 attacks on monsters. Then, if you control a face-up “Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-Chan”, you can have all face-up Effect Monsters your opponent controls lose 500 ATK until the end of this turn.
Note: One of Takeda Shingen’s famous Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan strategy was “Ugokazaru koto Yama no Gotoshi”, meaning “unmovable like a mountain. In modern times, people changed the “ugo(ku)” (move) part of the phrase into “hatara(ku)” (work), into the phrase “Hatarakazaru koto Yama no Gotoshi”, meaning “Not working like a mountain”, to refer to NEETs. This flavor text further changes the mountain part of the phrase into “dirt”, probably because of the card’s Attribute.
Note: “Kemutagarareu” means having those around you dislike your company. It contains the kanji for smoke, probably because of its FIRE attribute.
Youkai – Bochi ni Onnen / Ewekai – Grudges from the Grave
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] When an opponent’s monster attacks an Attack Position monster (Beast-Type) you control, you can send the top 4 cards of your Deck to the Graveyard.
[Effect] The monster getting attacked loses 2000 ATK until the end of this turn, then, you can add up to 4 cards sent to the Graveyard for this Effects’ Requirement to your hand.
Youkai Planeau / Ewekai Planeau
Earth Beast / Effect
[Requirement] If you control a face-up Normal Monster (Beast-Type).
[Effect] Choose 1 “Meet and Greed” or “Ewekai – Grudges from the Grave” in your Graveyard and Set it to your Spell & Trap Zone. Then, if you control a face-up “Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-Chan”, you can gain (6?)00 LP.
The following cards were revealed by the “Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!! Complete Challenge” interactive function, where you open digital packs during the airing of the TV show and aim to complete a full set of cards. The resolution is very bad, so the texts are incomplete and not final.
EDIT: The sheep cards have proper resolution now, so the only card remaining in this batch is this one:
Seitou no Kiki / Crisis at the Sacred Tower
[Requirement] When your opponent Normal Summons a monster (Level 7 or higher).
[Effect] Choose 1 face-up Effect Monster (Level 8 or lower) your opponent controls, and change it to face-down Defense Position.