Things are getting pretty wonky.
Quartet Wonky
Rank 4 EARTH Beast Xyz Effect Monster
ATK 0
DEF 2600
Materials: 2+ Level 4 monsters
(1) Unaffected by other cards’ effects.
(2) If this card is Xyz Summoned, OR, once per turn, during your Standby Phase: Attach the top 3 cards of your Deck to this card as material, then apply this effect based on the number of monsters it has as material.
● 4 or less: Give control of this card to your opponent.
● 5 or more: Take 400 damage for each material currently attached to this card, and if you do, destroy all monsters you control.
Life Hack
Quick-Play Spell Card
You can only use the 1st and 2nd effect of this card’s name each once per turn.
(1) Target 1 face-up monster on the field; until the end of this turn, its ATK becomes your opponent’s current LP, also any damage they take is halved.
(2) During your Main Phase: You can banish this card from your GY, then target 1 face-up monster on the field; until the end of this turn, its ATK becomes your current LP, also any damage your opponent takes is halved.
24PR-JP005 Shishiruirui (Heaps of Beasts)
Normal Trap
(1) Change all monsters on the field that were not Normal or Special Summoned this turn to Defense Position, also, this turn, neither players can declare an attack with a monster Normal or Special Summoned this turn while they control a Defense Position monster.
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Someone is getting fired.
Quartet Wonky is a really fascinating card, but it doesn’t detach for anything so it would always go straight to 5 Material unless you Ranked it Up from something else. I wonder what decks will experiment with it.
Quartet Wonky’s unprecedented amount of meme potential, i’d see it played in runick, since your deck is mostly comprised of spells, of which they DO NOT count for it, only the MONSTERS are counted for Quartet Wonky’s effect, summoning it for 2 monsters and it attaches 3 not-monsters to it, then giving it to your opponent at 5 materials, they attach 3 monsters and it explodes for damage. yes, it’s a meme time card, but at least it does it’s job as a meme card more than expected.
Should say “4 or fewer”, not “4 or less”.
There has been precedence of tcg card texts being grammatically incorrect such has referencing linked zones as zones cards “points to” which is technically a grammatical error since those sentences end with a preposition.
Ending a sentence with a preposition is grammatically correct in English outside of a limited group of people who want English grammar to be more like Latin’s. Ditto less vs fewer, a distinction proposed by a single man several hundred years after the development of what we can reasonably call Modern English and parroted by pedants ever since. Prescriptivists deserve a rolled-up newspaper to the nose.