Let’s Stall For Time With “Harpie Lady 3” [RD/TB01]
I mean you knew this was coming, at this point.
RD/TB01-JP066 ハーピィ・レディ３ Harpie Lady 3
Level 4 WIND Winged Beast Effect Monster
ATK 1300
DEF 1400
(This card’s name is “Harpie Lady” while in the GY)
[REQUIREMENT] Send the top card of your Deck to the GY.
[EFFECT] Until the end of your opponent’s next turn, this card’s name becomes “Harpie Lady”, then, you can choose 1 Level 8 or lower face-up monster your opponent controls. If you chose, until the end of the opponent’s next turn, your opponent cannot attack with that monster.
“She kills her opponents with her disproportionately large breasts”
The extent to which we can’t get any anti-Maximum support is really funny
They’re supposed to be essentially Rush Duel’s God Card-likes. They get rewarded for being that big along with the relative high risk nature of summoning them.