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[SEVENS] Cards from Episode 57

Reject Gakuto; Embrace No Puns

貫貴益荒男 Tsuranuki Masurao (Pierce-Enforcing Brave/Warrior)
Level 4 DARK Warrior-Type Effect Monster
ATK 1200
DEF 1000
[Requirement] If you control another face-up monster (Warrior-Type) you control, you can activate this by sending the top card of your Deck to the Graveyard.
[Effect] Choose 1 face-up monster (Warrior-Type) you control. During his turn, that monster’s attacks pierces.

Note: The joke here seems to be Tsuranuki as “To go through something” easily goes into piercing (貫通), which relates to 貫き通す (To enforce one’s will).

益荒男 means someone Manly, Heroic, Brave, Gallant or even Warrior.

不正義益荒男 Fusegi Masurao (Unjust-Defense Brave/Defense)
Level 3 DARK Warrior-Type Effect Monster
ATK 1000
DEF 0
[Requirement] You can activate by placing 1 monster (Warrior-Type) from your Graveyard on the bottom of your Deck.
[Effect] During this turn, while this card is face-up, you do not receive effect damage from your opponent’s Trap Card.

Note: 不正義 (Unjust) sounds like 防ぐ (Defend, Protect, Prevent).

I wonder if these two monsters are meant to be based on the Ultimate Spear and Ultimate Shield premise.

月魔将キメルーナ Tsuki Mashou Kimeluna (Lunar Fiendish Commander Kimeluna)
Level 8 DARK Warrior-Type Effect Monster
ATK 0
DEF 2500
[Requirement] None
[Effect] Choose up to 2 monsters your opponent controls and change their battle position(s). If battle positions are changed by this effect, you can also choose 1 face-up monster (Warrior-Type) you control and change its battle position.

Note: This card’s name seems to be a play on きめるない (Not Decided)

五家の加護 Goka no Kago (Aegis of the Five Houses)
Normal Spell Card
[Requirement] You can activate this if you control a face-up monster (Level 8 or lower/Warrior-Type, Fairy-Type, Beast-Type, Winged Beast-Type or Reptile-Type).
[Effect] Choose up to 2 face-up monsters you control. During this turn, those monsters cannot be destroyed by the effects of your opponent’s Trap Card.

一年の箒 Ichinen no Houki (Year-Old Broom)
Level 2 EARTH Warrior-Type Normal Monster
ATK 300
DEF 1300

十年の魔剣 Jyuunen no Maken (Decade(-Old) Mystic Sword)
Level 3 EARTH Warrior-Type Normal Monster
ATK 200
DEF 1400

百年の古木刀 Hyakunen no Kobokutou (Century(-Old) Ancient Wooden Sword)
Level 4 EARTH Warrior-Type Normal Monster
ATK 100
DEF 1500

千年の盾 Sennen no Tate (Millennium Shield)
Level 5 EARTH Warrior-Type Normal Monster
ATK 0
DEF 3000

守破離剣 Shuhariken (Defense-Shattering Sword)
Normal Spell Card
[Requirement] If you control a face-up Normal Monster (EARTH), you can activate this.
[Effect] Choose and destroy 1 face-up monster (2000 DEF or more) you control. You gain 800 LP and inflict 800 damage to your opponent. During this turn, monsters you control cannot be destroyed.

迎え突き!Mukae Dzuki! (Mukaezuki!/Greeting Strike!)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] You can activate this when a monster your opponent declares an attack.
[Effect] Choose 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, inflict 100 damage to your opponent x [The Level of the chosen monster]

Note: 迎え突き is basically an opening cheap shot strike in Kendo, that has a bit of controversy as it’s prone, with misuse, to break ribs or damage the throat of the opponent.

交剣死哀 Koukenshiai (Cross-Sword Deathmatch)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] You can activate when a Normal Monster (EARTH) you control is destroyed by the attack of an opponent’s monster.
[Effect] Inflict 100 damage to your opponent x [The number of Normal Monsters (EARTH) in your Graveyard]. If this effect inflicts damage to your opponent, you can choose 1 face-up Normal Monster your opponent controls and destroy it.

護の千年 Go no Sennen (Millennium Defense)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] If you control a face-up “Millennium Shield”, you can activate this when your opponent Normal or Special Summons a monster.
[Effect] Choose up to 2 Normal Monsters (EARTH) in your Graveyard and Special Summon them to your side of the field face-up. Then, inflict 1000 damage to your opponent.

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