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[GO RUSH!!] Cards from Episode 36

More puns from the nightmare realm. All for making a point.

Not confirmed for release et al, etc. So on and so forth.

クラッキング・クロウ Cracking Claw
Normal Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] You can equip this to 1 face-up Dragon monster you control.
[EFFECT] The equipped monster gains 200 ATK for [each face-up Dragon monster on the field]. When the equipped monster attacks a Level 7 or higher monster, that attack pierces.

おもしろくないまんが Omoshirokunai Manga (Unremarkable Manga)
Normal Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] None
[EFFECT] Both players send the top card of their Deck to the GY. THen, each player shuffles 1 card from their GY into their Deck.

さむいまんが Samui Manga (Cringe Manga)
Normal Trap Card
[REQUIREMENT] When your opponent Normal Summons a Level 7 or lower monster, you can send 1 monster you control to the GY.
[EFFECT] That Normal Summoned monster loses 2000 ATK until the end of the turn. If that monster is WATER, you can also choose 1 face-up monster your opponent controls and place it on the bottom of the Deck.

Note: Samui means literally ‘cold’, but its used in a Japanese way to refer to a joke so corny or bad it gives you the shivers or chills.

Okay, all of Yukio’s monsters are based on a joke I can’t localize too much due to the TCG’s name convention, but basically they’re based on “Dark Cat with White Tail”, whose Japanese name has “Omoshiroi” (White Tail) sound like “Interesting”, and Yukio’s are Omoshirokunai (“Boring/Plain/Unremarkable”), as he’s trying to tell The Great King of Terror that his manga stinks.

尾も白くない白熊 Omoshirokunai Shirokuma (Plain White Bear with Dark Tail)
Level 3 WATER Beast Normal Monster
ATK 1400
DEF 600

尾も白くない白猫 Omoshirokunai Shironeko (Plain White Cat with Dark Tail)
Level 2 WATER Beast Effect Monster
ATK 400
DEF 600
[REQUIREMENT] None
[EFFECT] Send the top card of your Deck to the GY. If that card is a WATER Beast monster, you can choose 1 WATER Beast Normal Monster in your GY and add it to your hand. If there is a “Unremarkable Manga” in your GY, you can also draw 1 card.

尾も白くない白兎 Omoshirokunai Shirousagi (Plain White Rabbit with Dark Tail)
Level 3 WATER Beast Effect Monster
ATK 400
DEF 600
[REQUIREMENT] You can activate this during the turn this card is Normal Summoned.
[EFFECT] Send the top 3 cards of your Deck to the GY. If there is a WATER Beast monster(s) among them, you can choose 1 of them {…} (Effect gets muddled basically you can take damage equal to its original ATK, there’s an add to the hand component that got yeeted out of the text here and if you take damage, you can Special Summon that monster added to the hand by this effect).

尾も白くない白熊猫 Omoshirokunai Shiro Panda (Plain White Panda with Dark Tail)
Level 7 WATER Beast Effect Monster
ATK 2400
DEF 600
[REQUIREMENT] You can activate this by sending 1 face-up Level 6 or lower WATER Beast monster you control to the GY.
[EFFECT] Choose 2 face-up Level 8 or lower face-up monsters your opponent controls and return them to the hand. During this turn, monsters you control cannot attack, except WATER Beast monsters.

よみかえしてもおもしろくないまんが Yomikaeshite mo Omoshirkunai Manga (Unremarkable Manga I Wouldn’t Read Again)
Normal Trap Card
[REQUIREMENT] When your opponent Normal or Special Summons a monster face-up, you can activate this by shuffling 1 “Unremarkable Manga” or “Cringe Manga” from your GY back into your Deck.
[EFFECT] Choose 1 face-up WATER monster you control, it gains 4600 ATK until the end of the turn. If there is either a “Unremarkable Manga” or a “Cringe Manga” in your opponent’s GY, you can also draw 5 cards.

Note: The monster gains 4600 ATK because of 46 sounds like Shiro (White).

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