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[GO RUSH!!] Cards from Episode 23

Perhaps molecular gastronomy was a mistake. Or at least Noodle puns.

スープの精 Soup no Sei (Spirit of the Soup)
Level 1 FIRE Aqua Normal Monster
ATK 0
DEF 1400

Note: This card is a parody of “Spirit of the Harp”.

デミグラ・ヴァルキリア Demi-glace Valkyria (Demi-glace Dark Witch)
Level 4 FIRE Aqua Normal Monster
ATK 1500
DEF 0

Note: This card is a parody of “Dunames Dark Witch”.

味噌の踊り子 Miso no Odoriko (Miso Dancer/Miso Omotics)
Level 4 FIRE Aqua Normal Monster
ATK 1400
DEF 0

Note: This card is a parody of “Water Omotics”.

美食女 Gourmet (Gouremaid)
Level 3 FIRE Aqua Effect Monster
ATK 1200
DEF 0
[REQUIREMENT] If you control a face-up FIRE Aqua Normal Monster, you can activate this during the turn this card is Normal Summoned.
[EFFECT] Special Summon 1 FIRE Aqua Normal Monster from your GY in face-up Defense Position.

Note: This card is a parody of “Sonic Maid”.

美食の神童 ディアン・ケト Bishoku no Shindou Dian Keto (Dian Keto the Gourmet Maiden)
Level 8 FIRE Aqua Effect Monster
ATK 2500
DEF 1000
[REQUIREMENT] If there is a face-up Spell Card on the field, you can activate this by sending 1 card from the hand to the GY.
[EFFECT] You gain 1000 LP. Then, this card gains 300 ATK x [The number of face-up Spell Cards on the field] until the end of the turn.

天使のもろこし Tenshi no Morokoshi (Angel’s Millet/Maizeful Charity)
Normal Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] None
[EFFECT] Draw 2 cards. Then, choose 1 card in the hand and place it on the bottom of the Deck.

Note: This card is a parody of Graceful Charity.

グルメトロポリス Gourmetropolis
Field Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] You can activate this card if you control a face-up FIRE Aqua monster.
[EFFECT] While this card is face-up in the Field Zone, Level 8 Aqua monsters in Attack Position cannot be destroyed by battle.

水割り Mizuwari (Water Cutter)
Normal Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] If you control a face-up Aqua monster, you can activate this.
[EFFECT] Choose and destroy 1 Spell/Trap Card your opponent controls.

Note: Mizuwari also refers to a way to dilute alcohol with cold water in Japan.

はしあげ Hashiage
Normal Trap Card
[REQUIREMENT] When your opponent Normal or Special Summons, you can activate this by returning 1 face-up Aqua monster you control.
[EFFECT] Gain 400 LP times [The number of face-up Aqua monsters you control]. Then, choose up to 2 face-up monsters you control and change their battle position.

Note: 箸上げ is literally “Raising one’s chopsticks” with the inference of offering food to a guest (which is considered a breach of etiquette in Japanese food etiquette.)

火麺貴族ツケマロ Kamen Kizoku Tsukemaro (Fiery Masked Noodle Noble Tsukemaro/Noodle Noble Tsukemaro)
Level 4 WATER Pyro Normal Monster
ATK 1500
DEF 0

火麺貴族シルマロ Kamen Kizoku Shirumaro (Fiery Masked Noodle Noble Shirumaro/Noodle Noble Shirumaro)
Level 4 WATER Pyro Normal Monster
ATK 0
DEF 1500

火麺魔汁ツケ・メンディウス Kamen Majyuu Tsuke Mendius (Fiery Masked Noodle Demonic Broth Tsuke Mendius/Masked Noodle Broth Tsuke Mendius)
Level 8 WATER Pyro Effect Monster
ATK 2500
DEF 1700
[REQUIREMENT] You can place 1 card in the hand on the bottom of the Deck and send the the top 2 cards of the Deck to the GY to activate this.
[EFFECT] During this turn, this card’s attacks pierce. And, you can choose 1 “The Noodle Mask of Super Spicy” or “Mask of Gluttony” in your GY and add it to your hand.

Note: This card is a parody of “Masked Beast Des Gardius”. It takes its name from Tsukemen, a kind of noodle served cold usually with soup or broth in a separate container or bowl, it’s often a summer dish for those who don’t want to eat hot noodle dishes in rough summer heats.

火麺魔汁マスホド・ヘルシーザー Kamen Majyuu Masuhodo Hellcaesar (Fiery Masked Noodle Demonic Broth Masuhodo Hellcaesar/The Masuhodo Noodle Broth)
Level 8 WATER Pyro Normal Monster
ATK 2500
DEF 1800

Note: This card is a parody of “The Masked Beast”. Masuhodo refers to Chinese Root, a type of fungus often used in folk medical treatments. I think the Caesar here refers to the salad?

火麺魔汁のユギリ式 Kamen Majyuu no Yugiri Shiki (Draining of the Fiery Masked Noodle Demonic Broth/Draining of the Masked Noodle Broth)
Normal Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] You can activate this by sending 2 Level 4 Pyro monsters you control to the GY.
[EFFECT] You can Special Summon 1 “The Masuhodo Noodle Broth” from the hand. During this turn, that monster gains 700 ATK, its attacks pierce, and it cannot be destroyed by your opponent’s Trap Cards.

Note: This card is a parody of “Curse of the Masked Beast”.

激不味化の火麺 Gekimasuka no Kamen (Noodle Mask of Unappetizing/Noodle Mask of Weaksauce)
Normal Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] You can activate this by shuffling 3 Pyro Normal Monsters in your GY back into the Deck.
[EFFECT] Choose 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, it loses 200 ATK x [The Level of the face-up monster with the highest ATK you control]

Note: This card is a parody of Mask of Weakness”.

激辛化の火麺 Gekikaraka no Kamen (The Noodle Mask of Super Spicy/The Noodle Mask of Ghost Peppers)
Equip Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] You can equip this to 1 face-up Pyro monster you control.
[EFFECT] The equipped monster gains 800 ATK/DEF.

Note: This card is a parody of “The Mask of Remnants”.

暴食化の火麺 Boushokuka no Kamen (Noodle Mask of Gluttony/Noodle Mask of Buffet)
Equip Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] You can equip this to a face-up Level 7 or higher Pyro monster you control by paying 1000 LP.
[EFFECT] The equipped monster gains 1000 ATK and loses 1000 DEF.

Note: This card is a parody of “Mask of Brutality”.

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