[SAST] Madolche Puddingcessoeur

Alternatively, My Little Sister Can’t Be This Good a Card.

SAST-JP023 Madolche Puddingcessoeur
EARTH Fairy/Effect
LV4 1400/1400
You can only use this card name’s (1) and (2) effects once per turn each.
(1): If you have no monsters in your GY: You can Special Summon this card from your hand.
(2): If this card is Special Summoned: You can Special Summon 1 “Madolche” monster from your hand or Deck, except “Madolche Puddingcessoeur”, also reduce its Level by 1, also, for the rest of this turn, you cannot Special Summon monsters, except “Madolche” monsters.
(3): If this card in your possession is destroyed by your opponent’s card (by battle or card effect) and sent to the GY: Shuffle this card into the Deck.

TL Note: “Soeur” is French for “sister”, so I wouldn’t be surprised to see this card localized as “Puddingsis”.

Second TL Note: The romaji for the card is actually PuTinsesuuru – it’s a T, not a D. Most likely, this is a play on “petit”, further lending credence to the “little sister” motif of the card. And also to make it not Puddingcess.

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Number V in the Organization and a frog and/or Eva's body double. That other translator guy who likes all the cutesy archetypes and makes puns for card names and stuff. Doesn't really play Frogs, surprisingly enough.