Escapegoat

I think we should just let this one go.

AGOV-JP080 Escapegoat
(1) When your opponent activates a card or effect that targets a non-Token Monster you control: You can Tribute 1 monster; Special Summon 1 “Escaped Sheep Token” (Beast/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0) in Defense Position.
(2) If a non-Token Monster(s) you control would be destroyed by battle or effect, you can destroy 1 of your Tokens instead.