Between these two idiots, I’m gonna die from shitposting.
東洋の妖刀 Touyou no Youtou (Cursed Sword of the East/Cursed Katana of the East)
Normal Spell Card
[Requirement] You can activate this if you control a face-up monster (Level 8/Warrior-Type).
[Effect] Choose and destroy 1 face-up Normal Monster your opponent controls.
Note: Another Gakuto Palindrome card.
秘剣！流麗割撃 Hiken! Ruler Katsugeki (Secret Sword Technique! Refined Ruler Render)
Normal Spell Card
[Requirement] You can activate this by shuffling 1 monster (Level 8/Warrior-Type) from your Graveyard into your Deck.
[Effect] Choose 1 face-up monster (2500 or more ATK/2500 or more DEF) you control, it gains 2500 ATK until the end of the turn. Then, choose 1 Spell/Trap Card your opponent controls and destroy it. During this turn, you cannot attack, except with one monster.
吉兆の面 Kicchou no Men (Meticulous Mask of Good Omen)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] You can activate this when an opponent’s monster declares an attack.
[Effect] Choose 1 monster (Warrior-Type) you control, until the end of the turn it gains 100 ATK x [The Level of the Chosen monster]。
Note: I think this is a pun on 几帳面 which means to do things methodically and meticulously. There’s PROBABLY a fish pun in here, but I’ve failed to find it thus far.
チョウチンアンコイル Chouchinancoil (Anglercoil)
Level 4 WATER Thunder-Type Normal Monster
ATK 1500
DEF 0
Note: This card’s name is a play on the チョウチンアンコウ (i.e. Himantolophus groenlandicus), a type of Anglerfish, along with the word Coil.
プラゲ Purage (Jellyplug)
Level 2 WATER Thunder-Type Normal Monster
ATK 900
DEF 900
Note: This card’s name is a play on クラゲ (Jellyfish) and Plug.
バチバチ・オクトスパーク Bachibachi Octospark (Zapzap Octospark)
Level 6 WATER Thunder-Type Normal Monster
ATK 1600
DEF 800
[Requirement] You can activate this the turn this card was Normal Summoned.
[Effect] This card gains 400 ATK until the end of the turn. Then, inflict 400 damage to your opponent.
ビリビリボーン Biribiriborn (Bzzt Bzzt Reborn)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] You can activate this when an opponent’s monster declares an attack.
[Effect] Inflict 400 damage to your opponent. Then, if there a monster (Thunder-Type) in your hand, negate that attack, and you can Special Summon 1 monster (Thunder-Type) from your hand in face-up Attack Position.
シャワーリング・インフェルギョ Showering Infergyo
{Level ?} WATER Thunder-Type Fusion Effect Monster
ATK 2800
DEF Unknown
Materials: “Zapzap Octospark” + “Jellyplug”
Until the end of the turn, this card gains 800 ATK and 1 monster your opponent controls loses 800 ATK. THen, inflict 800 damage to your opponent and add 1 Thunder-Type monster from your Graveyard to your hand.
Note: Gyo is a way to spell Fish in Japanese. Maybe Infishno, perhaps? Its name in general is a play on Towering Inferno.
