Gakuto is going to kill me.
対衝突 Tsuishoutotsu (Annihilation)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] You can activate if you control a face-up monster (Level 10 or higher) when your opponent’s monster declares an attack.
[Effect] Monsters cannot be destroyed by that battle.
陽天使チェケラエル Youtenshi Checkrael (Checkrael the Sun Angel, Yo)
Level 4 FIRE Fairy Normal Monster
ATK 1500
DEF 0
Note: The You means Sun, also, sounds like Yo. Which is commonly used in Japanese Rap Music culture.
当方は英雄 Touhou ha Eiyuu (Hero is the Yeet)
Level 4 EARTH Warrior-Type Normal Monster
ATK 1500
DEF 0
Note: This card’s name is a play on Hero of the East, and I’m pretty sure is meant to be another part of Gakuto’s lame Rap Brigade. Its Japanese name is like “Me’s The Hero”
魔仙斗カーチスザーク Masento Kachisuzaku (Demonic Hermit Vessel Kachisuzaku)
Level 7 FIRE Winged Beast Effect Monster
ATK 2100
DEF 2100
[Requirement] You can activate by sending 1 monster (Level 7 or higher) from your hand to the Graveyard.
[Effect] This card gains 1000 ATK until the end of the turn. If you sent a monster (Warrior-Type or Winged Beast-Type) for this card’s requirement, you can also choose 1 Normal Monster (Level 6 or lower) in your Graveyard and add it to your hand.
Note: Card Name is based on Kachisusumu (To win and go onto the next round) and PROBABLY Suzaku now that it’s been pointed out to me, so it’s probably Icezaku for the old boss. Maybe Victoriousuzaku might work?
守護イタチの風 Shugo Itachi no Kaze (Wicked Warding Weasel’s Wind)
Normal Spell Card
[Requirement] You can activate if your opponent controls a face-up monster (Level 6 or higher)
[Effect] Choose 1 face-up monster you control, it gains 1000 ATK until the end of the turn. Your opponent chooses 1 face-up Attack Position monster they control and changes it to face-up Defense Position.
Note: This card is a combination of “Protect + Weasel” (Shugo Itachi) and “Sugoi” (Amazing/Great/Wicked/Cool)
オジギルド Ojigirudo (Bowing of the Graying Gauze Guild)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] When your opponent conducts their normal draw during the Draw Phase, you can activate by paying 1000 LP.
[Effect] Choose up to 2 face-up Attack Position monsters on your field and change them to face-up Defense Position.
Note: Similar joke as Bandaged Bowing, now add in “Guild” and “Elderly Man” for increased agony.
魔森の魔小隊-Z Mamori no Mashoutai – Z (Fortified Fiendish Forest’s Fiend Force – Z)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] If a monster you control changes its battle position due to the opponent’s effect, you can activate by sending the top card of your Deck to the Graveyard.
[Effect] Choose 1 Attack Position monster you control and change it to face-up Defense Position. During this turn, the monster chosen by this effect, while face-up, cannot be destroyed by battle.
流麗参魔将 Ruurasan Mashou (Refined Rulers – The Three Fiendish Commanders)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] When an opponent’s monster declares an attack, you can activate by sending the top card of your Deck to the Graveyard.
[Effect] You gain 1000 LP. If you have “Fiendish Commander Yameruler”, “Fiendish Commander Kimeruler” and “Fiendish Commander Semeruler”, you can shuffle those 3 cards into the Deck. If you shuffle them, both players take damage equal to [the ATK of the attacking monster].
Note: Ruura sounds like Ruler, which is a huge thing of Gakuto’s story arc on what it means to be a Ruler.
