Another week, another barrage of puns.
Not confirmed for release, etc. etc. et al. et al.
恐攻竜ストックバスター Kyougeki Ryuu Stock Buster (Stock Buster the Terrorstriking Dragon)
Level 7 DARK Dragon-Type Effect Monster
ATK 2400
DEF 1600
[Requirement] You can activate if your opponent controls 5 or more cards by sending 1 card from your hand to the Graveyard.
[Effect] All face-up monsters (Level 7 or lower) your opponent controls lose 1500 ATK until the end of the turn.
シン・シャイン・ニュー Shin Shine New (Shining Employee Brand New)
Level 4 LIGHT Machine Normal Monster
ATK 1400
DEF 600
Note: This card’s name is a mild nightmare as シャイン is both being used to mean the words “Shine” and “Employee” in Japanese.
企業戦士シャイン・ブラック Kigyou Senshi Shine Black (Corporate Soldier Shine Black)
Level 5 LIGHT Machine Normal Monster
ATK 1700
DEF 600
Note: A 企業戦士 is Japanese slang for those people for whom their job is their life, basically. A “Corporate Soldier or Warrior”
暗黒シャイン王アークトーク Ankoku Shine Oh Arktalk (Shining Black Corporate King Arktalk the Corrupt)
Level 7 DARK Machine Effect Monster
ATK 2400
DEF 600
[Requirement] You can activate if your opponent controls a face-up monster (Level 7 or higher) by sending 1 monster from your hand to the Graveyard.
[Effect] Choose 1 “Attack Salary Cut” and 1 “Batle Demotion” in your Graveyard and Set them in your Spell & Trap Zone.
Note: アークトーク is a warping of 悪徳, which is basically the term for corruption.
バトル左遷 Battle Sasen (Battle Demotion)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] You can activate when your opponent declares an attack on a face-up monster (LIGHT/Machine-Type) you control by paying 600 LP.
[Effect] Choose 1 Attack Position monster your opponent controls and change it to face-up Defense Position.
アタック減俸 Attack Kenpou (Attack Salary Cut)
Normal Trap Card
[Requirement] You can activate when your opponent declares an attack on a face-up monster (Level 6 or lower/LIGHT) you control by paying 600 LP.
[Effect] Choose 1 face-up monster your opponent controls, it loses 400 ATK until the end of the turn. During that battle, neither player’s monster can be destroyed.
名刺しの命死交換 Nazashi no Meishikoukan (Deadly Business Card Exchange)
Normal Spell Card
[Requirement] You can activate if you control a face-up “Shining Black Corporate King Arktalk the Corrupt”
[Effect] Choose 1 face-up monster (Level 7 or lower) your opponent controls and destroy it. If a monster was destroyed by this effect, you can also choose 1 monster (Level 5 or lower/Machine-Type) in your Graveyard and Special Summon it to your side of the field face-up.
体力増強剤ストロングZ Tairyoku Zoukyou Zai Strong Z (Strength Enhancement Drug Strong Z/Strong Z/Energy Drink Z)
Normal Spell Card
[Requirement] None
[Effect] Choose 1 face-up Normal Monster you control, you gain 100 LP x [The Level of the chosen monster].
