The Dad Jokes just keep coming.
Not confirmed for release, etc. et al.
アラウノネ Araunone (Arlaundry)
Level 3 LIGHT Aqua Normal Monster
ATK 1000
DEF 800
Note: This card’s name is a play on Arlownay, a monster whose name is a mistranslation of Alraune. Except it’s been bent to include the word for ‘wash’.
お掃除天使リリー Osouji Tenshi Lily (JPN: Cleaning Angel Lily/EN: Cleaning Fairy Lily)
Level 3 LIGHT Aqua Normal Monster
ATK 400
DEF 1500
Note: This card is a parody of Injection Fairy Lily, just the Injection part switched to Cleaning.
掃除の代行者 Souji no Daikousha Venus (The Agent of Cleaning – Venus)
Level 4 LIGHT Aqua Effect Monster
ATK 1400
DEF 0
[REQUIREMENT] You can activate this by paying 500 LP.
[EFFECT] Send the top card of your Deck to the GY. If that card is an Aqua monster, you can choose 1 Aqua monster with 500 or less ATK in your GY and Special Summon it to your field face-up.
Note: This card is a parody of “The Agent of Creation – Venus”
コスモクリーン Comso Clean
Level 7 LIGHT Aqua Normal Monster
ATK 2400
DEF 2400
Note: This card is a parody of Comso Queen.
綺麗の神童 ディアン・ケト Kirei no Shindou Dian Keto (JPN: Dian Keto the Cleaning Prodigy/EN: Dian Keto the Maid Maiden)
Level 8 EARTH Aqua Effect Monster
ATK 2500
DEF 1000
[REQUIREMENT] If your LP is lower than your opponent’s LP, you can send 1 card from your hand to the GY to activate this.
[EFFECT] You gain 1000 LP. Then, this card gains 1000 ATK until the end of the turn.
魔帚の力 Mahouki no Chikara (Mage Broom Power)
Equip Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] You can equip this to 1 face-up Aqua monster you control.
[EFFECT] The equipped monster gains 300 ATK x [The number of Spell/Traps your opponent controls].
Note: Parody on Mage Power
ゴミナイ・デビルの蜂起 Gominai Devil no Houki (Broom Rebellion of the Janitorial Devils/Broom Rebellion of the Janitorial Imps)
Normal Trap Card
[REQUIREMENT] When an Aqua monster you control is destroyed by your opponent’s attack, if you control no monsters, you can activate this.
[EFFECT] Choose up to 2 Level 3 or lower Aqua Normal Monsters in your GY and Special Summon them to your field in face-up Attack Position.
Note: Houki (Revolt/Rebellion) sounds like Houki (Broom). Gominai means “Trash-free”, but is a play on Gemini.
ホーキー・エルフの粛拭 Hokey Elf no Shukufuku (Solemn Wiping of the Broomy Elf/Wipe of the Hygienic Elf)
Normal Trap Card
[REQUIREMENT] When you gain 1000 or more LP, you can activate this.
[EFFECT] Inflict 1000 damage to your opponent. If you control a face-up Level 8 Aqua monster, also you can choose 1 face-up monster your opponent controls and it loses 1000 ATK until the end of the turn.
Note: More Broom Jokes. Shufuku (Blessing/Gift) has been changed to Solemn Wiping.
ダイナキット・バリバリオニクス Dinokit Baribaryonyx
Level 4 EARTH Dinosaur Normal Monster
ATK 1400
DEF 400
Note: This card is a play on Baryonyx, a type of theropod dinosaur, and Baribari, an onomatopoeia that basically is used to refer to something loud happening, such as say, working with plastics.
ダイナキット・スピノサフルス Dinokit Spinosafullrus
Level 4 WATER Dinosaur Normal Monster
ATK 1500
DEF 400
Note: This card’s name is a play on Spinosaurus and “Full Scratch”, a Japanese Wasaieigo meaning “Make something fully from scratch”, often used to refer to plastic models or so such made almost practically from scratch.
ダイナキット・プテランナー Dinokit Pterunner
Level 3 WIND Dinosaur Normal Monster
ATK 1300
DEF 300
Note: This card’s name is a play on Pterodactyl and Hot Runner, a type of assembly for plastic molds.
ダイナキット・フルスクラッチラノ Dinokit Fullscratchyranno
Level 7 EARTH Dinosaur Effect Monster
ATK 2500
DEF 700
[REQUIREMENT] Send the top card of your Deck to the GY.
[EFFECT] All face-up Dinosaur monsters you control gain 100 ATK x [The Level of that card] until the end of the turn.
Note: See Spinosafullrus.
ステゴカッター Stegocutter
Equip Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] You can equip this to a face-up Dinosaur monster you control.
[EFFECT] The equipped monster’s Level is increased by 3 and it gains 300 ATK.
Note: I swear Stego might be sounding like Stucco, a type of plaster which can potentially be used for models.
プラチック・ワールド Plastic World
Field Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] None
[EFFECT] While this card is face-up in the Field Zone, all face-up Dinosaur monsters on the field have their Level increased by 2.
Note: It sounds like Jurassic World
デカールノタウルス・シールド Decalnotaurus Shield
Normal Trap Card
[REQUIREMENT] When your opponent Normal Summons a Level 5 or higher monster, you can activate this.
[EFFECT] Choose up to 2 Dinosaur monsters you control in Attack Position and change them to face-up Defense Position. Then. all face-up monsters you control gain 300 ATK/DEF until the end of the turn.
Note: This card is a combination of Decal + Carnotaurus
