Cards from Episode 90 [GO RUSH!!]

The Holidays have been kicking my ass. And yes that Trap Card was why I took a week.

フルスピード・ペネトレイト Full Speed Penetrate
Normal Spell Card
【REQUIREMENT】 Send 1 card from your hand to the GY.
【EFFECT】 Choose 1 face-up monster you control. During this turn, that monster’s attacks pierce, then, both players send the top 2 cards of their Deck to the GY. If 4 monsters were sent to the GY with this effect, then, during this turn, the monster chosen with this effect can attack twice.

Note: This is Shewbahha’s ‘card’ in the main cast Deck used by Yudias.

ドッチ・ジャーニー・ショウ！ Docchi Journey Shou! (Which Journey Should I Take!?/The Journey Not Taken!)
Normal Trap Card
【REQUIREMENT】 If you control no monsters when an opponent’s monster declares an attack.
【EFFECT】 Your opponent [gains LP equal to the attacking monster’s ATK], then, send the top 2 cards of your Deck to the GY. If both cards are monsters with the same Level, then, you gain control of the attacking monster until the end of your next turn.

Note: This card’s name is one of those ‘hard to localize/translate’ names. It’s basically “Which Journey Shall I Go On Today”, but that feels like a mouthful.

Aura named this one “Which Way the Book Turns”, and half challenged me on this one, and honestly I’m stumped of how to make it work. Like this is the epitome of a name that works better in abstract principle of vibes and visualizing its constituent parts.

… Also this is another play on Dudi Nishaw’s whole thing of indecision, and is probably like “Docchi Ja Ni Sh(iy)ou”, roughly “Which one should I choose?”. Trust me, this is absolutely going to get localized as something like “The Road Less Traveled”/”The Road Not Taken”, a poem about ambiguity, to make it less mealy mouthed.

プライム・ドライソーサー Praime Dry Saucer
Normal Spell Card
【REQUIREMENT】 None
【EFFECT】 Send 1 Level 7 or higher LIGHT monster from the hand to the GY. If you control a face-up Level 7 or higher LIGHT monster with a different Type from that monster, then, you can choose 1 Level 9 or lower face-up monster your opponent controls and destroy it, then, your opponent can choose 1 LIGHT Normal Monster in their GY and Special Summon it to their field face-up.

Note: This is Kawai’s intended ‘coffin’.

プライム・デンジャージ Praime Danjersey
Normal Trap Card
【REQUIREMENT】When a monster is sent from your opponent’s hand or Deck to the GY, place 1 card in your hand on the bottom of the Deck.
【EFFECT】 Choose 1 LIGHT monster with 1500 or less DEF in your GY and Special Summon it to your side of the field, then, inflict 500 damage to your opponent.

Note: Play on Danger and Jersey, laugh, it’s funny. I said. Laugh.

Also this is George Jersey’s intended ‘coffin’.

プライムFILE333-トリプルバーン Praime FILE 333 – Triple Burn
Normal Trap Card
【REQUIREMENT】 When your opponent’s monster declares an attack, shuffle 3 LIGHT monsters from your GY back into the Deck.
【EFFECT】 Send the top … card of your Deck to the GY, also, if there is a LIGHT monster among them, inflict 1300 damage to your opponent.

Note: This is Mitsuko’s intended ‘coffin’.