It seems Konami’s sense of humor extends to the card text, but I can’t help but worry about this enabling “sharks”.<\/p>\n
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Donpa, Marksman Fur Hire
\nLevel 2 WIND Beast Effect Monster
\nATK 500
\nDEF 1000
\nDuring your Main Phase: You can Special Summon 1 monster “Fur Hire” from your hand, except “Donpa, Marksman Fur Hire”. If a monster “Fur Hire” is Special Summoned to your field while you control this monster (except during the Damage Step): You can target 1 face-up card on the field; destroy it. You can only use each effect of “Donpa, Marksman Fur Hire” once per turn.<\/p>\n
Recon, Scout Fur Hire
\nLevel 2 WIND Beast Effect Monster
\nATK 1000
\nDEF 500
\nDuring your Main Phase: You can Special Summon 1 monster “Fur Hire” from your hand, except “Recon, Scout Fur Hire”. If a monster “Fur Hire” is Special Summoned to your field while you control this monster (except during the Damage Step): You can target 1 Set card on the field; destroy it. You can only use each effect of “Recon, Scout Fur Hire” once per turn.<\/p>\n
Helmer, Helmsman Fur Hire
\nLevel 3 WATER Aqua Effect Monster
\nATK 0
\nDEF 2000
\nDuring your Main Phase: You can Special Summon 1 monster “Fur Hire” from your hand, except “Helmer, Helmsman Fur Hire”. If a monster “Fur Hire” is Special Summoned to your field while you control this monster (except during the Damage Step): You can discard 1 card “Fur Hire”; draw 1 card. You can only use each effect of “Helmer, Helmsman Fur Hire” once per turn.<\/p>\n
Beat, Bladesman Fur Hire
\nLevel 3 EARTH Warrior Effect Monster
\nATK 1200
\nDEF 500
\nDuring your Main Phase: You can Special Summon 1 monster “Fur Hire” from your hand, except “Beat, Bladesman Fur Hire”. If a monster “Fur Hire” is Special Summoned to your field while you control this monster (except during the Damage Step): You can add 1 monster “Fur Hire” from your Deck to your hand, except “Beat, Bladesman Fur Hire”. You can only use each effect of “Beat, Bladesman Fur Hire” once per turn.<\/p>\n
Seal, Strategist Fur Hire
\nLevel 4 DARK Beast-Warrior Effect Monster
\nATK 1600
\nDEF 1000
\nDuring your Main Phase: You can Special Summon 1 monster “Fur Hire” from your hand, except “Seal, Strategist Fur Hire”. If a monster “Fur Hire” is Special Summoned to your field while you control this monster (except during the Damage Step): You can target 1 monster “Fur Hire” in your GY; add it to your hand. You can only use each effect of “Seal, Strategist Fur Hire” once per turn.<\/p>\n
Brave, Fighter Fur Hire
\nLevel 4 FIRE Reptile Effect Monster
\nATK 1900
\nDEF 200
\nDuring your Main Phase: You can Special Summon 1 monster “Fur Hire” from your hand, except “Bravo, Fighter Fur Hire”. If a monster “Fur Hire” is Special Summoned to your field while you control this monster (except during the Damage Step): You can have all monsters “Fur Hire” currently on the field gain 500 ATK\/DEF until the end of this turn. You can only use each effect of “Bravo, Fighter Fur Hire” once per turn.<\/p>\n
Sagitta, Maverick Fur Hire
\nLevel 5 WIND Winged Beast Effect Monster
\nATK 1200
\nDEF 2400
\nIf this card is Special Summoned: You can inflict 500 damage to your opponent for each monster “Fur Hire” you control with a different name, except “Sagitta, Maverick Fur Hire”. You can only use this effect of “Sagitta, Maverick Fur Hire” once per turn. Your opponent cannot target monsters “Fur Hire” you control with card effects, except this one.<\/p>\n
Dyna, Hero Fur Hire
\nLevel 6 EARTH Beast-Warrior Effect Monster
\nATK 2500
\nDEF 1400
\nIf this card is Special Summoned: You can banish cards from your opponent’s GY, up to the number of monsters “Fur Hire” you control with different names. You can only use this effect of “Dyna, Hero Fur Hire” once per turn. Monsters your opponent controls cannot target monsters “Fur Hire” you control for attacks, except this one.<\/p>\n
Wiz, Sage Fur Hire
\nLevel 7 WATER Spellcaster Effect Monster
\nATK 1600
\nDEF 2800
\nIf this card is Special Summoned: You can gain 500 LP for each monster “Fur Hire” you control with a different name, except “Wiz, Sage Fur Hire”. When your opponent activates a Spell\/Trap Card or effect (Quick Effect): You can discard 1 card “Fur Hire”; negate the activation. You can only use each effect of “Wiz, Sage Fur Hire” once per turn.<\/p>\n
Rafale, Champion Fur Hire
\nLevel 8 LIGHT Dragon Effect Monster
\nATK 2800
\nDEF 2200
\nIf this card is Special Summoned: You can excavate the top cards of your Deck equal to the number of monsters “Fur Hire” you control with different names, except “Rafale, Champion Fur Hire”, and if you do, add 1 of them to your hand, also shuffle the rest back into your Deck. When your opponent activates a monster effect (Quick Effect): You can discard 1 card “Fur Hire”; negate the activation. You can only use each effect of “Rafale, Champion Fur Hire” once per turn.<\/p>\n